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  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort
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toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

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hatredly:

if people looked like their personality, we would have a lot of ugly people in this world.

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aduhm:

conqueered:

zooeydeschannoying:

aduhm:

the TRUE gay icon

i want to see him and lohanthony fight to the death

honestly it’s kind of offensive to assume he’s gay

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absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

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mihari:

floororanges:

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

mihari:

floororanges:

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

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icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

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kingorb:

*starts a group sext*

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